Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Where do cats go on vacation?