If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a pile of cats?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?