How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why was the cow afraid?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?