Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?