Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do insects learn at school?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the stair machines call each other?