What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why are goats so funny?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?