Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
It's Crowded!
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?