We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What season begins with a thud?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's the opposite of irony?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What words make the best athletes?
What do naked fish play with?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where do cows go for lunch?