What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the mama goat say to her child?