What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What car can't keep a secret?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Where do kittens go to school?