What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?