What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do bees say in the summer?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?