What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?