What's good for both poker and theater?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?