Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?