Who is the fastest reindeer?
Dasher.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you do when two snails fight?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?