Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why do trees try new things so often?