What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Where was Noah born?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?