Who is the fastest reindeer?
Dasher.
What does a panda ghost say?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's black and white and red all over?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?