Why are books always so angry?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why is spring the oddest season?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?