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What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?