Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?