What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do math teachers eat?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What animal could Noah not trust?