What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How are mountains able to see?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?