What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
We had a lot of chocolate milk.
What name sounds like the past tense?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What building always gets stains on it?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where do chips wear socks?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?