What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
We had a lot of chocolate milk.
What is a cow's dream job?
Why are turtles so shy?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
How are mountains able to see?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do cows wear bells?