Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
The crowd yelled at him to swing!
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How do fireflies start a race?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why was the horse so happy?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Where would you find an elephant?
What says: oom oom oom?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?