Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do elves learn in school?