Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?