What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do orcas love to gossip?