What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What words make the best athletes?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the fish blush?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?