What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How does a cow do math?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?