What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
How do you prevent a summer cold?