What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How do billboards talk?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's E.T. short for?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?