What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?