Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why was the horse so happy?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?