What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What was the first animal in space?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?