How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do elves learn in school?