How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?