I broke my finger!
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?