What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do you spot a modern spider?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?