What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why was the math book sad?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?