How do you raise a baby elephant?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the sick chicken say?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a cow with two legs?