What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's the slowest 5k?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What kind of books do boats write?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where do horses reside?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?