What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do bees gossip?
How do you measure a millennial?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which insect makes the best father?