What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Dead ends.
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where does breakfast live?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How do you get straight A's?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Surprise!!!!
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?