How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?