Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?