What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Which plant has the best roar?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?