What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do insects learn at school?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Surprise!!!!
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?