What musical instrument is the best typist?
Do dads always snore?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?