What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the mare gain weight?