What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
When do cows get tired?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?