What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Where do goldfish go camping?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?