Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where do surfers go to school?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why are scissors so forgiving?