Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why are farmers so laid-back?