What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where do kittens go to school?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What animal has more lives than a cat?