What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What kind of bow can't be tied?