What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?