What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which family member is always relieved?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?