What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Who invented fractions?