How do dog catchers get paid?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?