What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why are baseball games at night?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?