What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
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