What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which fly makes films?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?