What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?