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Start from scratch.
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What's the most expensive plate in church?
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What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
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Why did the duck cross the road?
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Why did the soccer ball quit the team?