What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Families are like fudge.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?