Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
The Judicial Branch.
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How did the toad die?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?