Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
The Judicial Branch.
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How do you grill cheese?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What is blue and not heavy?
What part of a football field is never the same?