What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What tea do footballers drink?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?