Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
It was all smoke and mirrors.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?