What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do bees buzz?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?