What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
It's allergy season again?