What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth.
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?