Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where was Noah born?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?