Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why are books always so angry?
What's the most determined bird?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What animal loves Indian food?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What fairy loves to count?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?