Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's the most determined bird?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?