What do you call a dancing sheep?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why was the bee sad?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the frog starve?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?