Where do books sleep?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What are you studying in math?