How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do jokesters study in college?
How do fleas travel?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?