Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How do you drive a man crazy?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do fish use for glasses?