What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?