What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
When do cows get tired?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What building always gets stains on it?