What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
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What name sounds like the past tense?
What makes music in your hair?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What words make the best athletes?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?