What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
How does a penguin build its house?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?