How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Hebrews it.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
I broke my finger!
Where do surfers go to school?
What animal has the most fun?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?