What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the peach come home from work early?