Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What does winter fat turn into?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?