What bird helps you stay dry?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why was the bunny upset?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?