What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How does a witch play loud music?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?