Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How do snowmen get information?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?