Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the cow go to outer space?