Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How does a squid go into battle?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did March say to the madness?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?