What sound does a witch's car make?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How does a squid go into battle?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?