What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Sea-kelp.
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Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
When does a horse talk?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What animal likes to party the most?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is blue and not heavy?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why is summer always sad?