What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Sea-kelp.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is a mouse's favorite game?