What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What bird is losing its hair?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's the opposite of irony?