Why was the dog so popular?
He was a fetching young lad!
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What shape has a knighthood?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How do frogs get to work?