Why was the dog so popular?
He was a fetching young lad!
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which bug is related to you?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What kind of tree loves to high-five?