Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where does laundry go to college?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?